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Who wouldn’t love a tiger taming Orgy organizer?
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Who wouldn’t love a tiger taming Orgy organizer?

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What has two thumbs and no idea what canoodle means?  This TV anchor……

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  • 9 months ago
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Ummm….so the Joke is on the Non-Smokers?  We could have been enjoying a ciggy here and there if we had just given up eating egg yolks? WHo knew egg yellows and smoking were equally as bad for you! WTH?
It’s true - ‘cause Canada says so!  Read all about it HERE
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Ummm….so the Joke is on the Non-Smokers?  We could have been enjoying a ciggy here and there if we had just given up eating egg yolks? WHo knew egg yellows and smoking were equally as bad for you! WTH?

It’s true - ‘cause Canada says so!  Read all about it HERE

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  • 9 months ago
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Speaking of the Apocolypse, Make Your Own Super Cool Canteen!

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  • 9 months ago
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So it turns out these ARE exactly what you think they are.  Yep.  Spam Pops.  Someone invented ‘em.  [she bangs her head off the table knowing the world must be ending].
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So it turns out these ARE exactly what you think they are.  Yep.  Spam Pops.  Someone invented ‘em.  [she bangs her head off the table knowing the world must be ending].

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What has Two Thumbs and called the Zombie Apocalypse??

This gal!!  The proof is in the pudding, and that pudding, unfortunately is made of someones’ face….Read on Reada!

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.


Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.
The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

Source: MSN

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I love it when people use their talent for heroes in half shells.
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I love it when people use their talent for heroes in half shells.

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Hey you crazy pharmaceutical fans….China is the place to be. Last night, mysteriously, an entire River filled up with pill capsules. Don’t get too itchy and shaky and go buy a plane ticket, these capsules are empty, and supply nothing but a pretty river rainbow. If they don’t dissolve, what does this mean for our stomachs?
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Hey you crazy pharmaceutical fans….China is the place to be. Last night, mysteriously, an entire River filled up with pill capsules. Don’t get too itchy and shaky and go buy a plane ticket, these capsules are empty, and supply nothing but a pretty river rainbow. If they don’t dissolve, what does this mean for our stomachs?

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Weirdest Advertising Characters.  Ever.
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Weirdest Advertising Characters.  Ever.

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Amazing Video on the 8 Misconceptions / Conspiracy Theories Surrounding 8 different Animals.  Watch it.  

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Gives the term ‘cheesedick’ a whole new meaning.  Keep watching, you’ll get it….
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Gives the term ‘cheesedick’ a whole new meaning.  Keep watching, you’ll get it….

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Motörhead Launches Line of Wine and Vodka
cause having your own booze label is BAD ASS!!
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Motörhead Launches Line of Wine and Vodka

cause having your own booze label is BAD ASS!!

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Did anyone else know that you can make smoke come out of your Fingertips?

It’s true!  Cause EBAY says its so!

A harmless chemical paste, that is secretly spread on your thumb and fingertip. By merely rubbing the fingers together, the unseen paste creates a cloudy substance that looks exactly like smoke.  Can be done impromptu at parties, clubs, etc.


Check out the ebay add here:  HERE

Source: ebay.com

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Hot Damn those are some cool balls!  Bowling just got better? Do-able? a little less than the most boring sport of all time? 
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Hot Damn those are some cool balls!  Bowling just got better? Do-able? a little less than the most boring sport of all time? 

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