the inconsistent ramblings of an uber girlie mid-thirties smart assJaymee SpludeTumblr (3.0; @jaymeesplude)http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/Stomp on a Princess in Disney Evil Villain Footwear!  Stupid,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a92a1de535087688739f668b1dc5ba4b/tumblr_mmpkbpK2gG1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stomp on a Princess in Disney Evil Villain Footwear!  Stupid, yet fabulous!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/50297045390http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/50297045390Sun, 12 May 2013 19:09:25 -0400Just sayin’.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4e1764ac5a34470f1fb7769382b0a76/tumblr_mmclcv2pB31r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just sayin’.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/49726524616http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/49726524616Sun, 05 May 2013 19:02:39 -0400This is what happens when you rush to make a cake for your boss...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9a92d5ba83c95078da8a783d11852ee/tumblr_mlvuimvI8S1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what happens when you rush to make a cake for your boss for his birthday :( Tried to get it out of the pan a little too early.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48956532495http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48956532495Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:01:34 -0400Fun in Your Undies from afar!<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qb7DN3kpl2o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fun in Your Undies from afar!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48571264392http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48571264392Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:21:52 -0400The World that Only Formerly Blind People Can See<a href="http://io9.com/the-world-that-only-formerly-blind-people-can-see-476400679">The World that Only Formerly Blind People Can See</a>: <p>This is so amazing!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48570544400http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48570544400Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:12:37 -0400What would you keep in your Clopen? CLOPEN Sep 03, 2012 ·...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4027188ae5cb2661191b155331b89a0/tumblr_m9syp4V2zQ1r46mtio1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What would you keep in your Clopen?</p> <p>CLOPEN Sep 03, 2012 · Design</p> <p>This simple, floating shelf ‘Clopen’ designed by japanese Torafu Architects seem to be made from a single piece of timber. But when opened using magnetic keys, a secret 23 mm thick drawer appears, to hide your valuables such as passbooks or stamps. The impression of the shelf completely changes when its hidden aluminum space is revealed from within the sliced veneer surface.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/30843481311http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/30843481311Sun, 21 Apr 2013 09:00:06 -0400Even the garden gnome knows the apocalypse is coming. The Garden...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/768dd27d863db8339cbf04adfd95187c/tumblr_me1ry0Lk6X1r46mtio1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Even the garden gnome knows the apocalypse is coming. The Garden Gnomes!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/36509154948http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/36509154948Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:54:41 -0400Le Petit Prince, Photo Series Imagines an Ordinary Life for a Boy with Muscular Dystrophy [feedly]<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/laughingsquid/~3/rETx7laA0Ds/">Le Petit Prince, Photo Series Imagines an Ordinary Life for a Boy with Muscular Dystrophy [feedly]</a>: <p>Feel good link of the Weekend….</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48492918198http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48492918198Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:12:50 -0400But where does he put the Bat Belt?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96552f18bdce201eac953a7e8f8d5da9/tumblr_ml9w9xeMa31r46mtio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>But where does he put the Bat Belt?</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006218258http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006218258Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:31:57 -0400OMG! I’m a f&*#in door handle? For real? That’s...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bae4faefcc8ed348332d969abea95f0/tumblr_ml9w8bG1OQ1r46mtio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG! I’m a f&*#in door handle? For real? That’s so awesome!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006144144http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006144144Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:30:36 -0400I can’t imagine what’s next.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0459171012a50dff5208256f5bfbadeb/tumblr_ml9w5s8UjD1r46mtio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t imagine what’s next.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006041653http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48006041653Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:29:24 -0400Since when did sex toys start doubling as mini fans and ipods? J...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fafe0b997faecbc4add5d8514b00446/tumblr_ml9w4ih8nq1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Since when did sex toys start doubling as mini fans and ipods? J see what you are doing there, sex toy, and I’m calling you on your Shenanigans!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005971506http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005971506Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:28:00 -0400Literally, this made me LOL.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7b706405bf646df7a7091f0a6012b90/tumblr_ml9w1uu6sB1r46mtio1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Literally, this made me LOL.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005846241http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005846241Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:26:44 -0400And just like that….she is a four eyed 30 something.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85e0ac900b79373f332d465d57881c12/tumblr_ml9vz7gNcS1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And just like that….she is a four eyed 30 something.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005725363http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48005725363Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:25:54 -0400This is my offspring. He’s turning way better than he...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2e3e059c2f4009fd5298285708ec67e/tumblr_ml9v4xeVBY1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my offspring. He’s turning way better than he should with me as his mother.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48004340514http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/48004340514Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:07:45 -0400Thug Kitchen<a href="http://thugkitchen.com/">Thug Kitchen</a>: <p>Be the f$*%in master of ur own fate!</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/47587267040http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/47587267040Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:54:58 -0400In case you were wondering what Squirrels have been Up to Lately<a href="http://feedly.com/k/16gaOKN">In case you were wondering what Squirrels have been Up to Lately</a>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46899099886http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46899099886Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:26:08 -0400Yep. It sure is.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e8f290cbd4ecdb8faebfa2d1a3b0aa2/tumblr_mkfke1ufpv1r46mtio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yep. It sure is.</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46601053411http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46601053411Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:27:24 -0400Seems like the real reason….<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b677c019dece69087315d6f9d3286d54/tumblr_mkf7bioCdj1r46mtio1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Seems like the real reason….</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46585485819http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46585485819Fri, 29 Mar 2013 07:45:04 -0400Mother Leaves Infant in her Car, with a note!<a href="http://m.en.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2013/03/25/20683406.html">Mother Leaves Infant in her Car, with a note!</a>: <p>She had shopping to do! She had a dilemma…..and now she must hang. But she left a note! What’s the big deal?</p>http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46298420364http://jaymeesplude.tumblr.com/post/46298420364Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:58:54 -0400